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Fumbleville: Population Two (2)

Jake is nice and warm against you and who could blame you for letting your mind wander a bit? After all, it wasn’t like you hadn’t been dealing with a giant homo one-sided crush on the guy for as long as you could remember. Plus, you were both all alone in the apartment for the rest of the night, your brother having flown out of town for some big-shot movie-producer gig or whatever the fuck he was up to nowadays.

“You wanna make out or something?” You ask, trying to sound as casual as possible.

—-

Dirk/Jake

short

complete

smut

Soda Boy

Yeah, everyone has their “laundry girl”, but Dave has his Soda Boy.

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John/Dave

short

complete

Saving 75 Cents

Your name is John Egbert, and you probably made a friend saving 75 cents

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Dave/John

short

complete

take a picture, it'll last longer

John’s been friends with Dave for years, but he still doesn’t know what he looks like. He’s determined to change that fact.

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Dave/John

short

complete

smut

Buy it, Use it, Break it, Fix it

"Helmets?"

Dave Strider was many things; Talented? Yes. Ironic beyond all compare? No shit. Sexier than Brad Pitt in Fight Club? Obviously. Maker of some of the finest damn music this side of Venus? Hell to the fucking yes.

A wannabe robot with a gold helmet?

Not a chance in hell.

—-

Dave/John

Dirk/Jake

continuing

Recipe

For PB&J: Take one part well-aged longing, one part awkwardness, two parts enthusiasm, and a dash of possessiveness. Mix well. Season to taste with the presence of a crabby moirail in the next block.

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Gamzee/Tavros

short

complete

A Familiar Face

John is 7 when he meets a super-cool blonde kid with pointy shades. They become close friends in the week that John is in Texas, but eventually he has to go back to Washington, and they mostly forget about each other. Nine years later, John ends up moving to Texas with his Dad and begins to attend the local high school, where he is introduced to a boy that seems to remind him of someone…

—-

Dave/John

continuing 

Contra

There’s a reason Dave spends every Friday night slinking around the locker room, a dark place with a faulty lighting system and a gross sweaty smell that promises him his darkest desires fulfilled.

Highschool AU in which Dave is the football team’s fuck toy.

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Dave/John 

Dave/Everyone 

smut 

continuing (probably will not be continued)

oh gosh i’m so sorry this blog’s been very inactive for a while!! longer explanation under the cut

tl;dr we’ve gotten very lazy with this blog and i’m very sorry but I’ve queued a few things so there’ll be new fics for a few days but i don’t know how active this blog will be from here on out, so just hope for the best. sorry.

-mod lou

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Buy it, Use it, Break it, Fix it

"Helmets?"

Dave Strider was many things; Talented? Yes. Ironic beyond all compare? No shit. Sexier than Brad Pitt in Fight Club? Obviously. Maker of some of the finest damn music this side of Venus? Hell to the fucking yes.

A wannabe robot with a gold helmet?

Not a chance in hell.

 —-

Dave/John

Dirk/Jake

continuing 

Things Will Turn Out Fine

John didn’t think moving to Texas would change his life all that much. He hadn’t planned to get on the bad side of a bunch of bullies. He wasn’t expecting to meet two of his best friends. And the last thing he thought would ever happen was that he would fall in love.

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John/Jake

John/Dave

complete

note: this was a very fun read and the end took a very unexpected turn!